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Exploring the Roundwood House library and literary links

Staying in a country house that has beautiful places to sit quietly and watch the world go by must surely count as one of life’s great pleasures. Now add shelf after shelf of fascinating books, and the picture becomes even more appealing. At Roundwood House, a firm favourite with guests is Frank’s library. This cosy room is piled high with books and offers a secluded nook for some reading, quiet chat and even a tray of afternoon tea.

Located in the quiet Coach House in the grounds of Roundwood House, the library is is home to 2000+ books, organised across two levels. There are armchairs and desks for the use of guests and tea and refreshments can be arranged for anyone wishing to spend a few hours engrossed in literature, art,  history or general escapism through the pages of a book.

Literary links

The Roundwood House library is eclectic in its contents, reflecting the many and varied interests of its creator. In a similar vein, Ireland is home to many literary luminaries, writing across several genres down the centuries. From playwrights to poets, critics to novelists, the Emerald Isle has inspired a high number of writers. Here are just a few with links to Dublin and other locations that can be reached from Roundwood House for anyone interested in a literary day trip or two. Perhaps you will find some of their works nestling in the shelves of Frank’s library at Roundwood House this year…

Wilde and Joyce

Oscar Wilde is arguably one of Ireland’s most famous playwrights, known for his biting wit and flamboyant, often scandalous lifestyle. Known for such plays as The importance of Being Earnest and Lady Windermere’s Fan, Wilde was born in Dublin in 1854. Dublin also produced the novelist and poet, James Joyce, who was born there in 1882. His novel, Ulysses was written in 1922 and set in the capital city. It has many passages in it that describe the vibrancy of early 20th-century Dubin in detail.

Beckett and Bernard Shaw

George Bernard Shaw was born in Dublin in 1856 and was a prolific literary critic and writer of plays. These included Arms and the Man, Man and Superman – and Pygmalion, which later inspired the musical, My Fair Lady. Bernard Shaw won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1925. Playwright Samual Beckett was born in County Dublin in 1906 and died in Paris aged 83. He was another Irish Nobel Prizewinner for Literature and wrote in both English and French. His best-known play is Waiting for Godot, which looks at the absurd nature of human existence.

Irish Booker Prize Winners

Irish authors have made a significant impact on the literary world, with several winning the prestigious Booker Prize. Notable winners include Anne Enright for “The Gathering” in 2007, Roddy Doyle for “Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha” in 1993, and John Banville for “The Sea” in 2005. These authors have captivated readers with their unique perspectives on Irish life and culture. The most recent Booker Prize winner for 2023, Paul Lynch, is also Irish. He won it for his haunting and lyrical novel, “Prophet Song”.

Finally, County Laois celebrates its own links to literature at the annual Leaves Festival of writing and music every November. A line-up of workshops, performance and other literary and musical events will be presented across the county. It’s never too early to book your accommodation at Roundwood House in readiness for some literary inspiration later on in the year.

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Love is in the air? Valentine’s Day at Roundwood House

No sooner has Christmas and the festive season ended than plans are being made for Valentine’s Day.

Couples everywhere are getting ready to celebrate the most romantic day of the year.

Where better to celebrate your love than at Roundwood House and the glorious Irish countryside that surrounds it?

Just the two of us

The cosy accommodation at Roundwood House is perfect for a couples to spend a few days in each other’s company, particularly for Valentine’s Day, away from the rest of the world.

The grounds and wider countryside offer many different routes for romantic stolls.

If the weather is a bit too cold to venture very far outside, the beautiful guest rooms and reception areas are ideal for curling up with a book each, playing a board game or simply enjoying a quiet conversation over coffee and homemade flapjacks. Or linger over breakfast together while you plan what to do with the long and luxuriously stress-free day ahead.

Literary lovers

One particularly appealing indoor space that is unique to Roundwood House is its attractive and well-stocked library. Shelves of intriguing books line the warm and inviting room, which also has plenty of comfortable chairs. If you are looking for some literary love stories to read during your stay, you are welcome to browse the shelves and take down any titles that attract your attention – we are sure you’ll find something to pique your interest!

The way to a man’s (or woman’s) heart

Top quality food and drink have long been considered an essential part of any courting couple’s repertoire.

At Roundwood House, our talented chefs, Paddy and Blanka, can create totally tempting meals and succulent snacks to keep the hunger pangs at bay and the mind on more romantic endeavours.

They say that the way to a lover’s heart is through their stomach. Let us help you navigate your way through with our delicious home-made and locally sourced fare.

Natural inspiration

The tranquil setting of Roundwood House, located close to the picturesque Slieve Bloom mountains, offers a rural idyll that will win over the hardest of hearts this 14th of February. For more active couples, the mountains offer a wide range of physical activities, including hiking, mountain biking and road cycling. Perfect for spending a fun day outdoors, work up an appetite together and enjoy getting to know each other even better while out and about in stunning scenery.

Popping the question

Not only is Valentine’s Day the ideal date for getting down on one knee, 2024 is a leap year. That means that it’s time for the women to pop the question as per leap-year tradition. Of course, we don’t mind what traditions you do or do not choose to follow. However, if you do want to pop the question during your stay at Roundwood House, the team would be delighted to help you create the ideal setting for a proposal to remember your entire life.

Out and about

However loved-up you may be, it could be that the spirit of adventure prevails and you feel ready to head out and explore some of the local attractions. There are several pretty villages nearby, just waiting for you to stroll around. Castles and heritage sites abound with fascinating tales of historical intrigue. The shopping outlet at nearby Kildare Village is home to many jewellery stores and internationally known fashion brands, should there be a need to hunt for an engagement or eternity ring to seal your love and remind you of your Irish Valentine’s Day adventure!

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Get on your (mountain) bike in 2024 at Roundwood House

Who fancies a new fitness challenge for 2024?

Mountain biking in Ireland is one of the best hobbies out there for getting fit, learning new skills, getting out into the fresh air and meeting new people. It is an environmentally friendly way to see the glorious Irish countryside too, without the need for lots of driving or worrying about where to park the car.

There’s good news for ardent fans of mountain biking who are looking for the perfect place for their first adventure of 2024. The Slieve Bloom mountains in central Ireland are well set up to welcome mountain bikers of all abilities. The region is one of the most beautiful in Ireland and jam-packed with picturesque trails that range from flat forest roads for beginners to challenging ‘hilly’ routes for the more experienced. Helpful signage and downloadable trail maps help make navigating your way a simple task.

Prepare your bike – and yourself

Many of the mountain bike trails in the Slieve Bloom mountains are challenging and require higher levels of fitness and bike maintenance. Follow up on that new year’s resolution to get to the gym and get your strength and cardio levels up. The fitter you are the longer you can carry on following the trails – and the less likely you are to sustain any injuries. The same goes for your bike. Book it in with your local bike shop for a full service before setting off on your trip. Give it a New Year’s present of new tyres, brake pads and chain. Even though you are bound to meet up with mud and dirt in the mountains, disassemble and clean your bike before you set off, so that you can start off with it in the best possible condition.

Choose your trails

Be realistic when working out which trails to follow – and especially when planning how long each one will take. You will doubtless want to stop for rest water and snack breaks. Factor in extra time in case of unexpected delays. Check out local websites for details of the trails you might want to ride. There are currently 35km of new, waymarked trails in the region, stretching from Kinnitty to the north-west to Baunreagh in the south-east. Each trail is marked for its difficulty level from blue (moderate, some single-track sections) to red (difficult with challenging climbs and tricky descents). Always stay safe and do not attempt the harder trails until you have built up enough relevant experience.

Safety first

As with any physical activity or adventure sport, safety must be paramount.

It is likely that you will encounter wet and windy weather, especially during the winter months and early spring. Dress warmly and wear or carry at least one waterproof layer. Always wear a helmet. Do not go out on the trail if there are weather warnings or severe conditions. Let someone know where you are going to ride and carry a mobile phone or other means to call for help. Always carry a first aid kit and bike repair equipment, including a tyre pump, spare inner tubes, basic tools and puncture repair kit. Take a map, GPS, compass and plenty of water and high-energy snacks. Warm up before setting off.

A warm welcome

Finally, book your accommodation at Roundwood House to ensure a warm welcome and practical base for your mountain biking Slieve Bloom adventures.

Our comfortable rooms are the ideal place to get a good night’s sleep ahead of your ride, and to wash off the mud and dirt when you get back for the evening.

Our home cooked meals will restore your energy and warm your feet and hand while the friendly team will be waiting to hear all about your day in the mountains. Roundwood House is perfect for couples and families as well as larger mountain biking groups.

We can tell you about the local wildlife that you may encounter on the trails tool, as well as the best places locally to buy supplies or meet other mountain biking enthusiasts.

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Plan the perfect Christmas break at Roundwood House

The perfect Christmas break at Roundwood House

How many times have you received a picture-perfect Christmas card depicting a cosy room decorated with fresh garlands, glorious countryside views out of the window and stockings hung by the fireplace?

You know that deliciously festive food and drink is waiting to be enjoyed in another room – and that’s after the whole family has enjoyed a brisk walk in the aforementioned glorious countryside, gently dusted with just the right amount of frost or snow.

Well, we may not be able to guarantee the frost and snow – and you might have to bring your own stockings – but the rest of this idyllic scene is just a Christmas booking away at Roundwood House.

We are warmly welcoming bookings in December and January for guests wanting to get away from it all in the run-up to Christmas, or to enjoy a few days away immediately afterwards (click HERE to check availability).

Festive food and drink

Whether you are planning a pre-Christmas break to get away from the planning madness, or a New Year getaway to start 2024 in style, food and drink are important aspects of any trip away. At Roundwood House, we firmly believe in the epicurean instruction to ‘eat, drink and be merry!’ Roundwood House luxury accommodation bed and breakfast cottage rental

Many of our guests say that the highlight of their stay is the home cooked fare, produced by Paddy using locally sourced ingredients – and served within the gorgeous surroundings of Georgian grandeur.

A recent guest had this to say about the food at Roundwood on TripAdvisor…

“Paddy’s chef skills are fabulous, from the presentation to the flavours, he deserves 5 stars. The four-course meal was spectacular and the breakfast delicious.”

Walking in a Winter wonderland

If you enjoy getting outside for some fresh air to blow away the cobwebs, make sure you have plenty of options planned for a fresh festive walk.

Options in the area include a perimeter walking route that takes in the native Irish woodland surrounding Roundwood House and leads you through frosty meadows and past trees that are over 300 years old.

Or, for a harder challenge that rewards you with wonderful snowy views and seasonal photo opportunities (weather permitting), you can choose one of several stunning looped walks in the nearby Slieve Bloom mountains.

Christmas shopping

For a pre-Christmas break, Roundwood House offers the ideal mix of a rural retreat and a practical base for completing your Christmas shopping.

There are several towns within easy driving distance offering local delicacies, unusual gifts and fun Christmas markets.

If you want to venture further afield, Kildare Village, a designer outlet shopping village featuring year-round reductions on an exclusive selection of 100+ international brands, is only 40 minutes away.

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Why a rainy day at Roundwood House could be the perfect autumn tonic

So far, the October weather has been what you could call ‘varied’. From bright, sunny weekends to misty mornings and rainy afternoons, we really have seen a huge range of different weather types over the past couple of weeks.

Despite many of us welcoming the late appearance of summer-like conditions, there can be no doubting the therapeutic benefits that a rainy day can have on us. Rather than curtailing fun activities, the rain can bring into focus several different ways to enjoy some unexpectedly relaxing downtime. Here are some ideas for enjoying the rain at Roundwood House this month.

No such thing as bad weather…

Who was it who said “There’s no such thing as bad weather, only unsuitable clothing?” They were certainly onto something. So long as you can dress warmly to protect against rain and winds, there is no excuse not to venture out to explore the glorious countryside around Roundwood House, even if it is tipping down with rain. Choose from a gentle perimeter walk around the grounds, or head out into the Slieve Bloom mountains for a longer hike – 17 looped trials await your exploration.

Heading into town

Rainy days can be great opportunities to explore local towns and villages. At this time of year, most of the summer tourists will have gone back home and you can stroll around the streets in relative peace. Again, wrap up warm and don’t forget your umbrella. There are countless little shops, tea rooms, churches, museums and other historical buildings to dive into and wait for a break in the weather. Great local towns and villages to visit include Castletown, Kinnitty – and the aptly named Coolrain.

Lovely library day

The library at Roundwood House is an attraction not to be missed. Situated in the Old Coach House, it is a peaceful haven, lined with 2,000 English-language books covering all kinds of fascinating topics. It is the ideal place to while away a drizzly afternoon reading, reflecting and enjoying a cup of tea and slice of homemade cake. You can curl up in a cosy armchair or use the ample desks to spread out and compare books, in readiness for a lively, literary discussion. There’s nothing like an intellectually stimulating conversation to take your mind off the less than clement weather.

Treating all the senses

A rainy day can be a treat for all the senses, from the gentle sound of morning drizzle to a dramatic thunderstorm darkening the sky. Rain also has its own smell, signaling its imminent arrival. Add to the sensory satisfaction by enjoying a home-cooked meal in the beautiful surroundings of Roundwood House, with local ingredients that have been nurtured by the rain to bring you a taste sensation. After dinner, why not head outside for a short stroll in the garden and enjoy feeling the rain on your face? When you come back inside, we will be waiting for you with a warming cup of hot chocolate, coffee or tea.

Shopping in the rain

Finally, a rainy day can be a great excuse to head for nearby Kildare Village – the designer outlet shopping village featuring more than 100 international brands. Get ahead on the Christmas shopping, or look for some seasonal ‘finds’ to take you into winter. Bad weather needn’t stop play for intrepid shoppers, happy to dodge the rain and wind and enjoy a day of bargain hunting. There are restaurants and cafes on site to help you make a day of it. Perhaps you will find yourself a brand new umbrella or raincoat to remind you of your October visit to Roundwood House!

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Five ways to enjoy the Irish countryside this autumn

Summer may be coming to an end now, but that doesn’t mean that the fun needs to finish. Many people put Autumn at the top of their list of favourite seasons and it’s not hard to see why. At Roundwood House, we’re surrounded by gorgeous colours in the trees and plenty of countryside routes for a seasonal stroll, ramble or hike. In the kitchen, Paddy is cooking up a storm, adding delicious autumnal treats to the menu as the nights begin to draw in.

Roundwood House is nestled in expansive native woodland surroundings at the foot of the Slieve Bloom mountains – right in the heart of the Irish midlands. Here, we benefit enormously from the beauty of the majestic mountains acting as a backdrop to the reds, golds and browns of the autumnal trees all around us. For autumn afficionados, why not book a seasonal stay in one of the self-catering cottages or B&B rooms at Roundwood House? We can provide the perfect way to say goodbye to the summer of 2023 as we head towards the chillier climes of winter. Here are five ways to enjoy the Irish countryside this autumn.

·      Autumn rambles
Visitors to Roundwood House are spoilt for choice when it comes to finding the best walking routes the country has to offer. The Slieve Bloom mountains offer stunning views and challenging routes for the most seasoned of hikers. Our grounds contain gently meandering pathways that take walkers through wildflower meadows and ancient woodlands with trees aged more than 300 years, including oak, ash, birch, holly, hazel and hawthorn.

·      Animal spotting
The woodlands of the Irish midlands are home to a wide range of flora and fauna, some of which are endangered or rare. These include red squirrels, hares, pine martens and hedgehogs. Don’t forget to look up as well as across, to see birds such as owls, woodpeckers and willow warblers. A stroll at dusk could include sightings of barn owls or bats going about their business.

·      Changing vistas
The trees don’t stay the same colour for long here during the autumn months. If you return to the same view a few weeks apart, everything can look very different. If you are keen to see the best views in the area, ask the Roundwood House team where they recommend. A heady mix of changing colours in the leaves, lit up by the soft seasonal sunshine and gentle mists is a sight not to be missed. As autumn turns into winter, the falling leaves reveal skeletal shapes in the branches and previously hidden landscapes can change the whole view.

·      Arts and crafts
Autumn’s vibrant colours have inspired all kinds of arts and crafts activities for children and adults alike. We love to see what creative talents our visitors can reveal and are happy to help identify the best places to inspire a painting or photography session. Mixing up just the right watercolours or oils to capture the glowing tones of an autumnal tree can be hugely satisfying. As can taking the perfect photo to capture the locality in its full seasonal glory. There are so many photo opportunities at Roundwood House, from the attractive main house and outbuildings to the woodlands and nature nearby.

·      Harvest feast-ival
We’ve already mentioned Paddy’s delight at getting into the kitchen during autumn to cook up some amazing seasonal treats. He sources top quality local ingredients, including vegetables, herbs and cereal grains. Wild venison is also served at Roundwood and is a real treat at this time of year. Finally, our local forager, Wild Food Mary, drops by regularly in the Autumn season to provide Paddy with wild mushrooms, hazelnuts and damsons, all foraged from the woods and surrounding countryside at Roundwood.

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Calling all foodies: amazing food and drink at Roundwood House

If, like us, you believe that good holidays revolve around excellent food and drink, then you have come to the right place.

At Roundwood House, we take pride in offering our guests the very best that County Laois and Ireland has to offer.

Delicious, locally sourced ingredients, turned into mouth-watering dishes, cooked on site to your taste by our talented chef, Paddy. What more could you ask for?

Famous Irish foods

Ireland is well-known around the globe for a number of fabulous food and beverages that must be sampled and enjoyed.

Some favourites include Guinness stew, seafood chowder, treacle soda bread and, for those brave enough, black pudding.

For dessert, there is a slice or three of whiskey-laced cake or a brilliantly boozy sherry trifle.

There are multiple local cafes and restaurants in the area that are eager to serve up top quality Irish food and drink, or guests can sit back and enjoy delicious home-cooked treats at Roundwood House.

Home-cooked heaven

Roundwood House Best Food and Drink Luxury Accommodation and CottagesThe kitchen at Roundwood House really is the heart of the home, buzzing with activity and wafting delicious aromas throughout the house as Paddy works his culinary magic.

Guests can enjoy amazing meals, cooked from scratch and served in cosy surroundings alongside excellent company.

The whole experience is made even better by just having a short climb upstairs to bed while someone else does the washing up.

Local produce

One of the main reasons why guests rave about the food and drinks served at Roundwood House is the fact that so many ingredients are sourced locally.

Meat is provided by Mick, the trusted local butcher, who supplies amazing grass-fed lamb and beef.

Vegetables are pulled out of nearby soil, mushrooms provided by a local forager, while artisan local producers supply cheese, oats, barley and wheat. Soda bread, crackers, yoghurt, muesli and flapjacks are freshly made for guests on site, every day.

Alcohol August

Ireland is just as famous for its alcoholic delights as it is for its fine food.

As well as the world-renowned Guinness, there is a wide range of whiskeys waiting to be sampled.

These form the basis for a number of other famous beverages, including the soul-warming Irish coffee, made by combining black coffee and cream with whiskey and sugar.

Irish cream blends whiskey and other spirits with dairy cream, chocolate and vanilla, to be enjoyed straight, on the rocks or as a cocktail ingredient.

The ultimate in indulgent after-dinner drinks!

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How to plan the perfect country house weekend at Roundwood House this summer

There can be little better than gathering up a group of like-minded friends or family and heading off for a summer weekend together. Even more so if you choose to stay somewhere like Roundwood House with its beautifiul surroundings, friendly hosts and delicious, locally sourced meals. When planning the perfect country house weekend, it’s essential to think about what people want to get out of it – fun with friends? New experiences? Beautiful countryside? A chance to get away from daily life and relax? Here are five tips to help you and your guests get the planning underway.

  • Research the local area

Check out local websites and tourist guides for some ideas of places to visit and things to do. Roundwood House is situated in attractive woodland with the stunning Slieve Mountains nearby for hikes, mountain biking and scenic drives. If you want to immerse yourself in local history, the pretty towns of Mountrath and Castletown are just a few kilometres away with beautiful architecture, fascinating stories and friendly locals.

  • Enjoy a ‘home from home’

Arranging a country house weekend at somewhere like Roundwood House should give your guests the chance to unwind and leave their busy lives behind them for a while. Central to this is allowing people to go with the flow. Plan a loose agenda if you wish, but don’t insist on people following it to the letter. Often, guests who come to Roundwood House simply enjoy spending time exploring the Georgian house and relaxing in the extensive grounds.

  • Tuck into delicious food and drink

From a traditional Irish breakfast to start the day to a hearty supper to end it, make sure that your country house weekened includes plenty of local, Irish food and drink. At Roundwood House, you can be sure of menus full of home-made dishes, locally sourced ingredients and authentic Irish flavours, lovingly cooked by Paddy. No country house weekend is complete without sampling the wonderful food and drink that puts County Laois – and Roundwood House – firmly on the culinary map.

  • Read – and leave – reviews

Always check out reviews for anywhere you are staying or planning to visit during your country house weekend. Not only will they tell you where to go, they can also provide plenty of other useful information. For example, if previous guests mention the amenities available in your accommodation, you know what you do and do not need to bring with you. Check out the Roundwood House website for ideas of what to expect. Return the reviewing favour if you can – if you appreciated a place or an event local to where you have been staying, leave a review to say so and share your good experiences with others.

  • Have fun!

The main thing to do is to remember why you planned the summer house weekend in the first place – to enjoy time with friends and family in a beautiful location, away from the daily routine. So, relax, go with the flow and concentrate on having a wonderful time on your country house weekend!

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The Republican Party

The Grand Ol’ Party ain’t what it used to be. Most certainly it is not the political organisation led by Abraham Lincoln. It is hard to know when its rapid descent from a powerful elephant to a pint sized one – with a very large bellow – began, but it was not helped by Nixon’s paranoia (a man who was capable of being a great Republican), nor by the arrival of the exorable neo-cons, the extremist Tea Party, fiercely untruthful radio jocks and television anchors, and the fatal affliction of Trumpism. This current disease is now so virulent that no recovery seems likely. The most awful thing about Trump’s ascent was that, before he won the nomination, almost all of the party leaders knew exactly what a danger he represented and spoke out about that inherent risk in the most violent terms. After his nomination as their candidate, it was heart-breaking to watch supposed protectors of the Commonweal suddenly transform themselves into ambitious disciples whose language of dignity and honour turned out to be incapable of resisting the magnet of power. Trump himself is barely worth analysing. An empathy and intellectually free bully with a minor talent as a reality actor who still seems to believe that his role was real. He is to be pitied, but the damage he has done will haunt us all for a very long time.

One of the consequences will be the eventual, but likely, annihilation of the party he was supposed to be representing whilst in office. Its disappearance will not be sudden. It will be delayed by the oddity of an ancient constitution that is treated as Gospel and apparently to be so for eternity. Nor will it be helped by a binary, two party only, electoral system and the never-ending electioneering that is required to elect Congress every two years. It will happen, but the further damage to American society and democracy caused by any delay will be incalculable.

The current party policy platform would not seem to amount to even a small hill of beans. The message would seem to be entirely negative – not to allow the current administration achieve anything – good or bad. It is a very strange way to represent their constituents. In such circumstances, modulating our language is actually improper. When a child is nervous of thunder, it is perfectly reasonable to quiet them with a story of God moving furniture. This is not a reasonable response if used when standing under the only tree in an otherwise open field. That does not mean that we are free to call Trump a new Hitler, which he is not, Hitler was a very clever evil genius, luckily Trump is just silly. Nor should we succumb to the falsehood of calling Republicans, Fascists. Behind fascism is a coherent, if mistaken, philosophy. But we should be overcoming our reluctance to use a very sensitive, and history laden word, by proclaiming openly what they really are. That both he and his party are fast becoming proto-Nazis.

We tend to forget that The Nazis themselves did not arrive out of the blue, replete with terrifying legions of SS and Panzer divisions, but rather as a collection of ordinary people of the kind found in any state, particularly in times of chaos; embittered victims and veterans, super nationalists, ordinary citizens without hope, and a ragtag band of bullies suffering from misplaced Leader worship. Their violence was encouraged by their party and the members encouraged to engage in ever more reprehensible behaviour. Numbers were increased by false history, endless lies and encouragement of hatred of those who were perceived to be different: particularly Jews, but also trade unionists, foreigners who were not Aryan (that is white, excluding Slavs), Social Democrats, Socialists, Communists, Roma people, LGBTQ+ people, intellectually and physically disabled and God knows who else. Part of their very nature was to own the liberals and stake out the territory that was the proper place for women. They used the radio stations and print media who were favourable to them to disseminate impossible falsehoods and conspiracies. They promised that their leader was the only one who could restore Germany to its rightful place in the world: MGGA in other words. Despite all the hatred they bred, they never did achieve a majority. If Trump and his acolytes were made of the same stuff as Der Fuhrer and his associates were, the mini-insurrection at the Capital would have been much more violent and consequential, and the coup might have been successful.

Following the early nature of the proto-Nazis, the Republican Party has accepted the idea of a Great Leader who is never to be questioned. They have persuaded their own badly treated workers that unions are a kind of communist threat, thus annihilating any hope of reasonable balance between capital and labour. They have increased their control of the courts, including the Supreme Court, using the shadiest of political means. The obvious fallout effects of this can be seen in giving corporations the right to use their enormous wealth to influence elections, forgetting the long, and necessary, legal wars in trust busting (corporations are just a modern word for trusts). This, combined with a complete disinterest in protecting the central glory of democracy – the right to vote and their willingness to espouse the founders’ words as holy writ, Christian holy writ at that. The party has also almost entirely prevented any move to bring human rights in line with the rest of the democratic world. Even more egregiously they wasted endless lives by belittling Covid precautions as a liberal plot and/or unnecessary.

The Republicans are going to win the 22 midterms. Well, so the pundits have it anyway, and perhaps they are right. Everything is on their side: even history. Parties in power usually lose seats in midterm elections. Gerrymandering is being developed into dark fine art. Voter restrictions are becoming ever more inventive. Even the Constitution is in their favour with its two senate seats per state, irrespective of population size. How can they lose?

And yet! In physics we all know the meaning of equal and opposite reactions. In politics it is sometimes called push-back. Is there any reason to believe that there might be such a strong reaction amongst the electorate? The answer has to be yes, and the reason has to be in what exactly the Republican Party stands for at the moment. They are blatant in their professed aim of not helping to run the country. They want no part of anything that might improve the lot of their own population. They have turned bipartisanship into a dirty word and refuse any inquiry into the most heinous events, for example the violent invasion of their own seat of government.

What they do say they want is to reduce tax for the wealthy yet again. To get rid of the Affordable Care Act. To stop nearly all immigration and any additional gun restrictions. To get rid of abortion in all circumstances and to control the country through the Supreme Court if all else fails. Not a single one of these policy positions commands majority support.

This kind of zero-sum game of politics is not a new development in the party. The idea that the job is not to do your best for your people but to win at any cost. To persuade enough people that your mistakes were victories, or failing that to persuade enough of them that the unfortunate fallout was due to someone else’s hatred. That twisted view of politics within the party started quite a long while ago. It mostly began with the advent of Newt Gingrich, Denis Hastert, the Neo-cons, and the plethora of insane, attention-grabbing radio jocks, particularly Rush Limbaugh. They provided lift off for the Tea Party and that was followed by the faux philosophies of Bill O’Reilly, Tucker Carlson and the published inanities of people like Anne Coulter. The effects of all this were multiplied by Carl Rove’s brainchild that policy and principle did not matter: just numbers (Rove’s idea was embraced all too warmly by Cummings in the U.K., which has led them into the Maelstrom of Brexit).

They seem to have decided that women and university graduates are predominantly liberals, but disregard any consideration that this might be because of an extremist agenda, one that regular conservatives might not like to be associated with. A platform that supports religious fundamentalism, racism in all its forms, gun extremists, super nationalism, conspiracy theory followers, cult followers and anyone else who can be considered to have strange beliefs.

Trump has put at risk even their own extraordinary, self-serving achievements. During the last half century, they have persuaded their population that Americans are, in various ways, slightly superior to other humans, that their history is overcrowded with heroes and saints. That Christianity is the only true religion and that American democracy is the envy of the free world. They have, with some help from the Supreme Court, persuaded workers that unions are bad for them, although professional unions are to be lauded. That in fact workers are basically lazy and are only motivated by money. That poor people are poor because they won’t pull their socks up and making it difficult for them to vote is right and proper, because they are not really proper stakeholders. That liberals will, if given the chance, destroy the American Dream and need to be owned. That those same liberals will waste the hard-won money of the country by giving it away to damaging programs like social welfare, Medicare, Medicaid and the very concept of socialized medicine. Because of Trump, the danger and injustice inherent in all of these beliefs will become more obvious.

It is already obvious to most observers that the future is not a world where only a small elite part of the world’s population will be exclusively privileged. It is probably too late to rescue the party from its own self-caused demise, which leaves the necessity of finding a strong Conservative party, whatever it may be called. It will have to be one that does not just listen and speak to itself alone. That does not allow a hardcore of extremists to use primaries to decide who is unclean and must be banished. That appreciates that cross party negotiation is right and proper. That truth, evidence and expertise are among the essential tools of politics. That puts conspiracy free conservatism back on its pedestal. When will this happen? I don’t know, but with the accelerating dangers of climate, it had better be sooner than later.

The American conservative movement needs to rediscover Reason.

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The War On Drugs

We are hopelessly locked into a cruel and unwinnable war. A repeat of the first hundred years one. I am referring to the war on drugs. It is eviscerating our health care systems, our law-and-order institutions, our urban societies, our penal systems. And our young people. Despite all of this destruction, we still continue to favour politicians who promise to be tough on drugs; to have zero tolerance for them. But, since I was knee high to a grasshopper, these same politicians have been boasting continuously of record hauls of all of the offending substances, seemingly oblivious to the fact that decades of record hauls, by definition, tells us that the industry (if we can call it that) is constantly growing.

Of course, ordinary citizens wish that the forces of law and order would just put an end to the scourge; lock up the miscreants, confiscate their ill-gotten wealth and be relieved of all of the burdens that the trade imposes on our societies. However virtuous, such an approach is not going to succeed. Why? Because of the unimaginable amount of monetary gain it offers to the criminals involved.

We have tried this before when the substance involved was alcohol and America introduced prohibition. All that programme achieved was bigger and more violent gangs and gangsters and made alcohol even more attractive. Nowadays, we are inclined to write off the abolitionists as overly conservative, perhaps even overly religious, but they were as well-meaning as we are in our attempts to banish the modern pandemic of hard drugs. Alcohol was, and is, a drug. It was, and is, capable of inflicting serious damage on a sizable section of our societies. It does, fortunately, have a number of important virtues. It is a prolific lubricant of social intercourse. It allows our worries, fears and even secrets to be more openly expressed. In times of shock and extreme stress it can help us survive. Usefully, it has an ancient history, which has allowed us millennia to analyse its benefits and disadvantages. Conversely, our modern problem – drugs – often drive us inward and away from the essential human joy of social interaction. More appallingly, for drug users, the addiction rate is almost total.

We need to have a better understanding of what exactly is going on to have any chance of a solution. Our conception of the shady characters on street corners and back alleys being the drug pushers is totally wrong. Most are just sad misfits operating as powerless retailers. We clog our court systems and expensive jails with them with very little hope of rehabilitation, because they know no other life. For every one we deprive of liberty, there are dozens of replacements. The seemingly unacceptable reality is that the real pushers are school or college friends, work colleagues or social friends. Generally, these can be seen as those we refer to as bad company for our children in school but they exist at all ages. It is reasonable to think of them as silly or perhaps more frequently as existing addicts searching to tempt others for a few fixes for themselves. Some amongst them are more dangerous, prone to violence, and with ambition to move up the gang ladder. From there up it is more like the film nasties we are used to: self-satisfied, brutish, cruel and largely invisible to the forces of law and order.

That is still not a full picture, but a nicely sanitized one that can be attributed to the supposed “low life” who live in the inner cities. Except that the drug lords are swimming in an ocean of cash of such volumes that it cannot be dealt with without large numbers of bankers, financiers and accountants. They also need to corrupt some law and customs officers. Does anyone believe that paragons of high society who pushed unnecessary opiates onto an unsuspecting public were not low life drug dealers? Or that the doctors who wrote the, often fatal, unnecessary prescriptions were better than corner boy suppliers? Are the tobacco manufacturers, who for so long hid the evidence of damage that they possessed, less reprehensible than the friend who persuades his more gullible colleague to try this new kick? Even the wealthy, who can afford recreational use of cocaine, are guilty of supporting a rancid industry. Some of the denizens of our greened and pleasant neighbourhoods, by indulging themselves, are even more guilty of enabling drug use as the underprivileged and underpaid residents of the least salubrious inner-city ghettos.

Because of the literal hurricane of illicit wealth constantly being produced by the trade the one possibility of ending the plague lies in choking off the money supply, and the only hope of achieving that aim is to legalize and nationalise the entire thing. I can hear the gasps of horror. The State deal in Drugs!!! Relax! There is no chance of it happening in the near future. Our universal politicians are far too intent on proving that they adhere, more closely than their competitors, to the general morality and thoughts of their electorate. It is this quirk that delayed the end of slavery, women’s suffrage, social welfare and medicine and a thousand other improvements to society that we now consider to be of obvious benefit. It is still peculiar that we have listened to solutions about drugs for generations, all with the same message of tougher sentences, more police, more ruthlessness and zero tolerance and continued all that time to see the blight, and all of its associated evils, grow and grow.

The advantages of legalising and controlling the supply by nationalising it are legion. We can begin to treat our addicts as patients, not as criminals. Vast sums of money will start to re-enter the visible economy. Gun crime will reduce in many parts of the world as drug gangs’ wealth is reduced. The trade itself will be decimated. There is no point in trying to create addicts if they are going to disappear almost immediately. Police and customs work will become more bearable and our jails will be less crowded and less expensive. Our cities will become safer. Our children will be less at risk. Life in general will become saner.

There will be a negative side to such an approach but it will be temporary. The gangs will become ever more feral and violent as they try to make the changeover too expensive, emotionally and financially. Those who secretly make their money from the abysmal trade will use their proxies to persuade the righteous that it is not proper for the State to get involved. Other crime will increase as criminals struggle to find other sources of income. When we see all of this happening, we will know that we are on the path to success.

However aghast you are at the idea of the State playing such a role; however much your righteous anger is inflamed by the very thought; it doesn’t matter. However long it takes to summon the will, it will happen. It is the only solution to putting an end to an horrific societal evil. We have a choice. One that we will have to face at some point: either take the money out of the abysmal trade, or face decades of an unwinnable Afghan style war, with its appalling costs, both social and financial.

Our righteous anger will not win that war.